Does anyone know the word for,...

You can say things like "back when I was single,..." or "when I was a bachelor,...". But what's the word for before you had a baby?

The best I can come up with is "back when I was free,..."

Rockin' the suburbs

Saturday afternoon relaxing. "What's that sound?"

Oh, yeah. A lawnmower. We aren't in Brunswick anymore.

To lose something you don't have

Awwww,... Such a sorry sound to hear Maya with her cold. She sounds like someone who's lost their voice with laryngitis, but she doesn't have a voice to lose yet!

To coin a phrase

To describe the little chunky bits from when the baby vomits I propose the term "Chucky Cheese".

Maya's Superpower

#1 - I can freely walk anywhere in the room, and she is quiet, calm, relaxed. Her eyes are closed, face against my chest. Yet get within on step from the bassinette and, bing, the body goes rigid then jerks and suddenly she's all action!

Words I didn't use before I was a parent

#2 - Grump, grumpy, grumpy-bum

Words I didn't use before I was a parent

#1 - Poppet

The Right Stuff

How can I be becoming a father, when I just cut my mouth licking a knife!